just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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