Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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