the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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