No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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