I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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