we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The power of my boobs compel you
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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