you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
