We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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