Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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