real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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