i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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