In the future we'll all be gay
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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