Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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