i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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