is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
