that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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