Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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