Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
