if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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