I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
This is the high leading the old right now
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
A+ Viking dick
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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