what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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