its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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