She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
she looked like the before picture.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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