We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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