Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
So apparently I’m into choking now
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
