She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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