She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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