420 ftw
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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