But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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