is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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