check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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