handjob tips. give me some.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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