garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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