let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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