Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
what day is it and did you see me today?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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