Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I am available for nakedness
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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