That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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