they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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