can we get nightvision for the apartment?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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