Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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