Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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