i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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