let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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