idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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