I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he was CRYING into my vagina
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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