All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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