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you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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