Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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