I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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