but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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