shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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