Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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